Welcome, Spam Lovers! Spam, spam, spam. There is definitely no shortage of it on the internet, or in your email box. Some find it annoying, and some find it kinda scary. Others, like me, and hopefully you, find a lot of it to be downright hilarious. I have collected some of the funnier spam I have received, as well as spammy comments I get on my websites. So I decided to start this site as a showcase of these wacky attempts at marketing, for nothing more than pure entertainment value.

I know some of the funny stuff comes from distorted english, and I don't intend to be mean-spirited about that. Remember, it's all SPAM, which was submitted to the sites or sent to my email for promotional reasons, i.e., links. I have also left out specific names and their associated websites, to protect the 'innocent'. So just enjoy, it's all in fun! (Rude, smart ass comments in italics are from me, after the fact.)

(from a site about changing your transmission fluid)
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uh…thanks?

(from a site about criminal defense lawyers)
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Did somebody mention pie??…(sorry)

(from a site about saving for retirement)
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Did someone inform Curly?

(email spam)
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Message: Big penis like a girl!
I have always wanted a penis as big as a girl’s! Sold!